Science dating jokes
A first date gives you only an imperfect snapshot of who a person really is.
Her real self—her hopes and dreams, her fears and sorrows—will start to emerge, like a beautiful mosaic, on the second date.
When he is comfortably out of earshot, he mumbles, "God, I wonder what *that* was all about? How many psychotherapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, so long as the light bulb *wants* to change. How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb? All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him. "Doctor," said the receptionist over the phone, "there's a patient here who thinks he's invisible." "Well, tell him I can't see him right now." 6.
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